Kvíz: 8 vicces kérdés Bolondok napjára

2022.04.01.2022.03.31. Adam

Ezt a kvízt ne vedd komolyan, mi se tettük! Most nem a tanítás, hanem a szórakoztatás volt a célunk. Nem árt néha egy kis mosoly 🙂

Hirdetés

Annak aki a Facebook csoportunk tagja, ez könnyen fog menni, hisz sokat játszunk, kérdezünk. Ha nem vagy tag gyere, csatlakozz és játssz velünk egy nagyon szuper közösségben.

Készen állsz?

Mit csinál az asztronauta, ha szomjas?

Kibont egy sört.

Űrkutat ás.

.... Szerinted? 😀

Helyes! Helytelen!

Mennyi az ember átlagos alvásigénye?

Csak még 5 perc.

3,3333333 óra

Attól függ milyen lelkiállapotban van.

Helyes! Helytelen!

Miért van a méheknek királynőjük?

A királyt megsütötte egy sárkány.

Mert a fiúk a darazsak.

Mert ha kormányuk volna, akkor már nem lenne méz.

Helyes! Helytelen!

Hirdetés

Honnan tudják az indiánok, hogy kiszáradt a folyó?

Felgyűlik a szennyes.

Porzik utánuk a kenu.

Nem jön meg a palackposta.

Helyes! Helytelen!

Miért van a medve bundában?

Hogy nézne ki esőkabátban?

Hogy rohanásnál lobogjon.

Lusta borotválkozni.

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Miért tévednek kevesebbet az állatok?

Mert nem tudnak beszélni.

Tévedni emberi dolog.

Aki téved azt felfalják a ragadozók.

Helyes! Helytelen!

Hirdetés

Miért rossz a tetűnek?

Nem látta a Bosszúállókat.

Egy hajszálon függ az élete.

Minden ünnepnap dolgozik.

Helyes! Helytelen!

Mi a legkisebb favicc?

faforgács

gyufaszál

gally

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8 vicces kérdés Bolondok napjára – kvíz

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